Every Pig has its Playpen
Not that I am complaining because pigs happen to be my
favorite animals—but those people mean pig derogatorily, so I take offense.
Then you have those other people, or similar people, or
exactly the same people who say, I am so
hungry I can eat a horse! I imagine these folks chowing down on a whole
horse—knife and fork jutting out of the horse’s midsection—like the ShelSilverstein poem about the girl who eats the whale:
And sadly that is all I have for you on the subject.
Leftovers (for if you are still hungry):
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