Lulu’s Loose Screw

I was watching The Loved Ones , a creepy Australian prom movie that my sister showed me the trailer of before Thanksgiving night.  I was still relatively in the beginning of the story—where the boy is kidnapped—and it was up to the part where the father comes into Lola's room to give her a pretty pink prom dress.  And I could not help but think, is this Pretty in Pink if it were a serial-killer-thriller, where Molly Ringwald and her father, Harry Dean Stanton, kidnap Blane (Andrew McCarthy) and torture him? Lola and her father live together, seemingly apart from the rest of the town, secluded on farm-like property, away from the woods. Her father looks as if he is a janitor of some sort, struggling to make a living for his daughter and himself, just as Harry Dean Stanton's character is portrayed in the 80s John Hughes' film.  (side note: I have decided that all Australian horror movies are crazy scary—some of the most frightening horror m...

I have been cursing since the 7 th grade.  It is a past time and a practicing trade of mine. And cursing just makes sentences so much better! Example: Cursing just makes sentences so much fucking better!                         AAAHHH, doesn’t that sound, and don’t you just feel, so much fucking better? However I must confess that in the 7 th grade cursing was more of a taboo than it is in the professional, adult world.  So I drafted a contract for my friends, stating that whenever I cursed they must hit me.  It did not work so well.  And maybe they were just trying to protect themselves (hitting another student would not look too good on their straight A permanent record). But then I got to high school, and I had a friend who sympathized.  He came up with the exploding F, where you use your bottom lip as ...

Last year for Halloween I was Willy Wonka. This year I had never been more confused with what to be—and usually I know my costume by the time Halloween has come the year before.  I  had always dreamed of doing a scary one like on 'Roseanne'; my favorites are Darlene's.  So I really had my heart set on prom scene Carrie, but now I must wait another year for that one; the long peach velvet dress in my closet just has to wait for its bucket of pig blood.   Then, the offer to join some 'League of Their Own' ladies arose, but I had to turn it down. I had to dress up after my namesake and be... ...LIZZZZAAAAA!!!!!!! ☠    ☠    ☠ Now, as always, here are some writings—HALLOWEEN themed: Burnt chocolate smells atrocious WANTED: OWNER of CHOCOLATE FACTORY KIDNAPS FOUR KIDS and FLEES with  OOMPA LOOMPAS “Never again will I sink my teeth into an ever-last...