The Ski Mask Mystery


Ski masks should be illegal.  Sure, they keep you warm on a day like Jan 25th, 2013, but when you are on the train and the only other person on that cart with you is a man in a Yankee hat, black leather jacket, and jet-black ski mask, you tend to rethink your position on the article of clothing. 




Especially if the ski masks look like this:

                                                             or this:


The only time ski masks are allowed are if you are wearing one of these guys:





Or else this is your reality:







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